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Kansai Lai
February 19th, 2009, 02:31 PM
The professors are lazy or tough
The men here are much less than buff
I’m reading too many comics
Instead of studying phonics
And high school’ers think they have it rough.
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Everyday someone is sick
From bad food or certain pricks
Empty is my wallet.
Poverty is what you’d call it.
I’ll soon destroy the alarm clock’s tick.
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Campus work is long with low pay
And yet I still go everyday
I have to pay back the bank
Before credit scores tank
Damn, do I need a good lay
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My sanity is reaching the brink
There’s ramen noodles clogging the sink
I won’t survive 4 years
The wind tears at my ears
And I’m still too young to drink