A Tastey warzone

[Cresky-Chan]

Anybody who is familiar with my means in other threats, this one here is just for that. Restrictions. Non lethal ordinance, and they MUST be an edible treat with the exception of Flashbangs and smoke grenades. Otherwise... Edible only... Let the war begin!

[airwolf]

might as well start this show off with a bang.

[Cresky-Chan]

*sits in his bunker cleaning some of his newest additions to his collection whistling an old Burl Ives tune.*

[airwolf]

So got any victims in mind?

[Cresky-Chan]

*shrugs and breaks open his new PSG1.* No, nobody in mind yet.

[airwolf]

maybe fallen will volunteer first. lol

[Paradyme Capellago]

It seems there's no-one around... Guess I'm the "King of the Hill" XD

[airwolf]

Not likely.

*pulls out cherry M4 and ducks in a trench*

[Paradyme Capellago]

Alas, my first casualty! *Jumps for his pie cannon behind some sandbags*

[airwolf]

Not a chance.

*tosses smoke grenades and opens fire.*

[Paradyme Capellago]

You say that Air... Then something different happens...

*Starts shooting the pies as Artillery rounds*

[airwolf]

Crap!

*dives in an underground bunker and follows the tunnels out in to the woods.*

*gets on a radio*

this is delta 261 i need a pie air strike on grid pattern Alpha-23 Tango-56.

Catch PD.

[Paradyme Capellago]

Alas... I think a retreat is in order... *Starts to run for the nearby pie-proof hut*
NOOOO!!! *Dives into it*

[airwolf]

*watches the pies fall. and sticks head up*

I hope you did not think this was going to be easy.

[Paradyme Capellago]

Against you? Never!

*Pulls out a banana bomb* hehe...

*Throws it in Air's direction* ONE OF YOUR 5 A DAY!!!

[Fallen Fox]

*Flies over in an old B-52 dropping jawbreakers*

[airwolf]

*ducks and runs down the trench line being pelted by jawbreakers.*

ow ouch aow dang it.

*jumps in a bunker.*

[Paradyme Capellago]

*Giggles as the hut takes the beating*

[airwolf]

*puts on body armor and a helmet*

after they stop falling your mine. lol

[Fallen Fox]

*drops out of the B-52 riding a giant Candycane with a "Yeeeeehaaaa, wooohooo!"*

[Paradyme Capellago]

*Takes out a surface to air Pie gun*

Locked and ... FIRE!!! *Shoots at the B-52 with Fallen in it*

[Fallen Fox]

*watches on his way down as the Pie connects with the plane, exploding a shower of jell-o*

[airwolf]

*Come up with a marshmallow M60 and opens fire at every one.*

Eat this!

[Paradyme Capellago]

GAH!!! *Dives to the wall and hides behind it*

[airwolf]

*picks up and charges throwing a flash bang in the house while taking cover out side.*

you might wont to surrender. lol

[Paradyme Capellago]

*Stupidly watches the flashbang and gets an eye full, falling to the ground*

I HATE WAR!!!

[airwolf]

*storms in and puts the M60 to PDs head*

Game over?

or do you wont me to finish you off?

[Fallen Fox]

*crashes through the roof on his candycane, pinning Air down*
BOOYAH!

[Paradyme Capellago]

Thank God... *Pulls out dual whipped cream cans*

Who gets creamed first?

[airwolf]

*ponts at Fallen*

[Fallen Fox]

*Does a dramatic backflip and throws a jell-o grenade*
Too slow, dearie!

*lands hard on the floor just behind him*
Oof x.x

[airwolf]

*rolls under a table pulling it over for cover*

[Paradyme Capellago]

*Starts covering Fallen in cream* HAHA!!!

[airwolf]

ok tweaking this a bit but were up and running.

[lozaddiction]

*flies in on an apache attack helicopter but instead of hellfire missile its halepeno (sorry bout spelling) pepper missiles (guided) and no hydra but heavy cream rockets (unguided) and a .50 cal jelly bean chaingun*

*fires a pepper and 3 heavy creams at house followed by a good-sized burst of jelly beans*

[airwolf]

o crap.

*rolls in to a trench*

Close but not close enough.

[lozaddiction]

*begins tracking the dodging wolf, but not firing yet with his chain gun*

[airwolf]

*peaks up with a banana stinger and fires*

:twisted:

[lozaddiction]

*fires two cream rockets a burst of jellys andbegins to drop rapidly, trying to aviod the incoming missile, begins dropping flares, and sighs in relief as the rocket veers toward his decoy, exploding into fruity goodness*

[airwolf]

*ducks back down and runs down the trench reloading.*

not bad at all this will be fun. lol

[lozaddiction]

hell yeah it will!!! *leadson air a lil and then opens fire with the jellys, punching the air when he makes contact*

[airwolf]

*drops the stinger and hits the dirt squeezing in to a small tunnel.*

looks like you will just have to come and get me now.

*Loads up on whip cream clay more mines and grabs a cupcake shotgun.*

[lozaddiction]

*swears when the wolf dissappears into the tunnel* shit fine! *lowers heli and opens fire into tunnel, praying it is closed off on the other end but then when he runs out of ammo lands it and gets out, toteing a PDW (personal deiliousness weapon *personal defense weapon is real thing* that fires jelly beans), a grape shotgun, a mini-marshmellow pistol*

[airwolf]

*runs around setting up claymores and loading up on ammo. As well as switching off the lights and putting on NVGs.*

[lozaddiction]

*grumbles to himself at the lack of light as he pulls down his FWCS (future warrior combat system) helmet and switches on NV*

[airwolf]

*Sneaks around the tunnels avoiding the traps and mined moving slowly agents the wall.*

i can hear you........

[lozaddiction]

i know..... *looks around and sees the traps laid out as well as the triggers, dismantles them carefully and commandeers the weapons

[airwolf]

*creeps around and sets up in a hallway.*

[lozaddiction]

*smells air and grins evilly as he pulls out a whipped cream grenade and rolls it down the hall towards air*

[airwolf]

*steps out and slips on it sending it rolling back at you as i hit the ground in the dark*

O crap. what was that?

[lozaddiction]

*kicks it back just before it explodes (those things have LOOOOONG timers *evil grin*) covering air with whipped cream*

[airwolf]

*gets covered and rolls in to a small dip in the dark hall.*

so 1 point for you then. lol

*I take off my NVGs as i fire off a flair down the hall and fall back*

[lozaddiction]

*barely dodges flare by flattening himself against the wall as he makes his way outside the cave*